fluffy-is-gay-for-jay:

crlsscolfer:

today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that ass so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FUCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER

O h

#post  

fygirlcrush:

coming this fall on Fox/NBC/AMC: this ruggedly handsome white man is an asshole who treats everyone terribly but… there’s a twist… he’s Good at His JOB…

#post  

"Fleur Delacour, Harry noticed, was eyeing Bill with great interest over her mother’s shoulder. Harry could tell she had no objection whatsoever to long hair or earrings with fangs on them."

"The Third Task," Goblet of Fire

I love Fleur Delacour, okay? See the boy. Want the boy. GET THE BOY. KEEP THE BOY FOREVER AND DON’T CARE IF THE BOY GETS MAULED BY A WEREWOLF.
(via transfigurationprodigy)

why do drugs when you can do me

"When I am with you, there is nowhere else I’d rather be. And I am a person who always wants to be somewhere else."

—David Levithan, How They Met, and Other Stories (via wordsnquotes)
#text  

tonyballer:

have you ever read something that killed you inside? like a text message or someone’s status. everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. or you found out something you were better off not knowing. it’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. but you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. 

#you   #me  

happiest:

does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day

#me  

Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [8/50]

fangirl challenge [2/5] movies: now you see me

“When a magician waves his hand and says, “This is where the magic is happening.” The real trick is happening somewhere else. Misdirection.”

#nysm  

isaaclaehey:

Teen Wolf - the video game

#teen wolf